Definition: the female equivalent of a cock
block.
CLAM JAM
RC Boldt
Releasing January 10th, 2017
"Clam Jam"
Definition: the female equivalent of a cock
block.
Example: You’re chatting with a guy you’re
interested in and your friend comes along and lays claim to him.
Maggie
life—except it’s worse. My friend who keeps “jamming” me is my gay roommate and
if that isn’t a W.T.F. moment, I’m not sure what is.
Fact: He went home with three—yes,
three—of the guys I had been so sure were into me.
Fact:
He’s really
pissing me off. I mean, hello? I’m trying to get back in the saddle, but I’ll
never manage to get a boyfriend before the age of fifty if he keeps this up.
Fact: Secretly, I wonder
what it would be like if he weren’t gay. Why do all the hot, sweet,
tender-hearted guys have to be gay?
Fact:
My gay-dar needs a
serious tune-up.
Ry
interviewed for the room to rent, everything changed. I knew I had met “the
girl”, except there was one small problem: she didn’t want anything to do with
men. I recognized a top-notch force field when I saw one. She’d been burned
badly and didn’t want to deal with a heterosexual guy as a roommate. I could’ve
turned around and found another place to live, but I wanted to live there—with
her.
So I had to
go “undercover”.
Fact: I’m in love with my roommate.
Fact:
I’m a likely
candidate for carpal tunnel surgery since all the action I’ve had for the past
year has been my hand.
Fact:
She’s going to
hate me if I come clean now.
Fact:
I’m not giving
up. Which means, I’ll just have to continue to run defense until I figure out a
way to get Maggie to see the “real” me.
The me that
loves her.
The me that
would never do her wrong.
Until then,
I’ll keep running off every guy who shows any interest.
Until then,
I’ll continue to Clam Jam.
Author Interview:
Describe yourself in five words or
less.
Sarcastic,
organized, wino, loud, happy
What did you enjoy most about writing
this book?
Maggie, with
her internal dialogue, was the most fun to write. She was definitely quirky in
her own right but, I like to think she’s also quite realistic in voicing what I
feel a lot of women think.
Name three things on your desk right
now.
My planner, my
Sharpie ultra fine point pen, and my laptop.
If you could trade places with anyone
for just one day, who would you be?
My daughter,
because I never went to Pre-K and I’m pretty much convinced I missed out on
something HUGE. Snack time, going to the park, Art, etc. No homework, no bills,
singing out of tune without any judgment… Sign me up for that.
What are some books that you enjoyed
recently?
Managed by
Kristen Callihan, Someone Like You by Lauren Layne, and Vicious by L.J. Shen.
Is there anything that you would like
to say to your readers and fans?
I am so
incredibly grateful for your support! I could never truly manage to put into
words how thankful I am.
Can you tell us about your upcoming
book?
Out of the
Ashes is scheduled for release in May. It’s a standalone about a Navy SEAL who
was left in the hands of hell’s cruelest gatekeepers and the one woman ready to
show him that his life isn’t over, that he’s worthy of love. She might be the
only one to prove to him that sometimes even a phoenix needs help rising out of
the ashes.
RC Boldt is the wife of Mr.
Boldt, a retired Navy Chief, mother of Little Miss Boldt, and former teacher of
many students. She currently lives on the southeastern coast of North Carolina,
enjoys long walks on the beach, running, reading, people watching, and singing
karaoke. If you're in the mood for some killer homemade mojitos, can't recall
the lyrics to a particular 80's song, or just need to hang around a
nonconformist who will do almost anything for a laugh, she's your girl.
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