Friday, February 24, 2017

**Giveaway** Bad Nanny by C.M.Stunich (The Bad Nanny Trilogy #1)

 
**For Mature Audiences Only - Some Adult Language**
Publication date: November 22nd 2016
Genres: Comedy, New Adult, Romance

Synopsis:
“He’s a bad boy … and a nanny.”
Holy sweet baby Jesus.
I don’t know anything about taking care of kids.
I pierce nipples, navels, and noses for a living.
I’ve never even held a baby before.  Not once.  Never changed a diaper or cleaned up a skinned knee.  Hell, I don’t even want kids.  I’m more of a drifter, a once in a lifetime lover, and then I move on.
Family?  Commitment?  Nuh uh, no way.
Tough sh*t, though, because my brother and his kids need me.  Desperately.
I never thought to wonder if I might need them, too.
That I might need her, this strange woman I met at a playground.
Brooke Overland.
She doesn’t know I’m not a professional nanny, but what am I supposed to do now?
She hired me; I took care of her sister’s kids for her; I f*cked her.
My life is so screwed-up.


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Excerpt:
“Why are you being so nice to me?” I ask, not because I'm trying to be rude.  I just don't get it.  This guy, he doesn't owe me anything at all.
            Zay tilts his head at me and then runs the fingers of his right hand over the shaved side of his head.
            “Why wouldn't I be?  You want me to act like a dick?”
            “No, I was just curious.”  Zayden shrugs and then laces his fingers together behind his head.
            “I know girls say they like assholes and all that, but really, ya get more flies with honey, Miss Overland.”  Another wicked slow smile and a wink.  “I've never had any trouble getting women by being friendly, you know?  But since we had sex this afternoon, I can be a prick if you want.”
 


AUTHOR BIO:
C.M. Stunich is a self-admitted bibliophile with a love for exotic teas and a whole host of characters who live full time inside the strange, swirling vortex of her thoughts. Some folks might call this crazy, but Caitlin Morgan doesn't mind – especially considering she has to write biographies in the third person. Oh, and half the host of characters in her head are searing hot bad boys with dirty mouths and skillful hands (among other things). If being crazy means hanging out with them everyday, C.M. has decided to have herself committed.

She hates tapioca pudding, loves to binge on cheesy horror movies, and is a slave to many cats. When she's not vacuuming fur off of her couch, C.M. can be found with her nose buried in a book or her eyes glued to a computer screen. She's the author of over thirty novels – romance, new adult, fantasy, and young adult included. Please, come and join her inside her crazy. There's a heck of a lot to do there.

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